You’re exactly my brand of heroin …
The Twilight saga: Merchandising EVERYTHING.

You’re exactly my brand of heroin …

The Twilight saga: Merchandising EVERYTHING.

posted 5 hours ago on December 2nd, 2009 at 00:45 /
tags: Twilight heroin vampire bites and hugs NOT drugs!!

Take me out tonight.

This and that, as of December 1st:

  • I was woken up this morning by my friend who is staying with us walking into my room and lying accross my feet. Very unusual, not entirely awful.
  • We went “shopping”, I have no money until tomorrow ~ PAY DAY! haha. She bought a bunch of stuff. I spotted things to eventually buy ;)
  • It just ticked over to 12:00AM. It is is officially PAY DAY. Yesssssss!
  • I am not as materialistic as I sure make myself appear. Having said that, I quite like money. I think the best way to settle this is to shut up about it. OK.
  • We set up our little christmas tree today. It’s pretty cute.
  • Non made the most unreal paella tonight, it was soooo good. Like, I can’t describe it but I had a love affair with those prawns. Ooooh baby.
  • The Office is now on TV at a reasonable hour. BOO YES.
  • After tea and a mini photoshoot for a calendar (don’t ask, haha), Non, Rheann, KZ and I went out to look for Christmas lights! We didn’t see many, a total of five houses. BUT there was one that was all done up with window displays and all. The woman who lived in the house was out the front and she ran over to the car (we panicked, it was quite hilarious) and told us to come have a proper look. It was kind of wonderful, but I love Christmas to bits. She even had lollies to hand out! Such a sweetheart.

Tomorrow will be spent entertaining Mama for the day until the family (excluding Jon, haha, I wanted to link to the boy SOMEHOW) travel down to Melbourne to see FLEETWOOD MAC. I can’t wait, we’ve been listening to them for our whole lives so it should be pretty amazing.

Now we’re watching The Muppets Christmas Carol (yeah, we’ve totally got our Christmas spirit onnnnnnn) and will attempt to clean up the house. Haha.

I hope all you tumblr elves are well xx

Love and humbugs,
JC<3

posted 5 hours ago on December 2nd, 2009 at 00:20 /
tags: Jessica's adventures in the ordinary. christmas muppets!

Attention tumblr elves! <3

Oh yes. Seeing it’s the first of December I’m giving you guys a Christmas themed nickname ;)

Just a little reminder about my Christmas Card “project” thing. See HERE.
I want to post them by the end of this week so they arrive BEFORE Christmas, don’t be shy! I’d love to send as many as I can :) <3

posted 13 hours ago on December 1st, 2009 at 16:56 /
tags: Merry Christmas
myparentswereawesome:


Pauline and Paul
Submitted by Jessica


 These are my parents! This is from back in 1984, they&#8217;re so insanely perfect here. Haha. And yes, they totally have THE SAME NAME. Haha &lt;3

myparentswereawesome:

Pauline and Paul

Submitted by Jessica

 These are my parents! This is from back in 1984, they’re so insanely perfect here. Haha. And yes, they totally have THE SAME NAME. Haha <3

posted 13 hours ago on December 1st, 2009 at 16:46 via letusbeoffensive /
tags: love love love my parents ARE awesome. submission
SANTA WATCH 2009: spotted in Westfield shopping centre, Geelong on December 1st at 14:27.

SANTA WATCH 2009: spotted in Westfield shopping centre, Geelong on December 1st at 14:27.

posted 15 hours ago on December 1st, 2009 at 15:00 /
tags: Santa watch
posted 1 day ago on November 30th, 2009 at 23:56 /
posted 1 day ago on November 30th, 2009 at 23:43 /
tags: shit my brother says

fuckyeahmatthewgraygubler:

 Matthew Gray Gubler: The Unauthorized Documentary Episode 10

 I am 1000% in love with this man, haha. That kid knows a racist when he sees one!

posted 1 day ago on November 30th, 2009 at 18:15 via fuckyeahmatthewgraygubler /
tags: The Gube love love love

Would anyone like me to send them a Christmas card?

Christmas is my favourite time of the year, and I personally LOVE getting Christmas cards. And I figure, seeing you’re all such wonderful, lovely people that I would send a card to whoever wants one! Wherever you are in the world, I don’t mind.

So just leave me your email and I’ll contact you with further information (as in I’ll ask for your address etc.). I would just ask a bunch of you for your addresses so I could send you a card anyway, but that’s kinda creepy! Haha. So I’ll let you tell me if you’d like one. 

Love and chrsitmas wishes to all of you tumblr bunnies ;) xx <3

posted 1 day ago on November 30th, 2009 at 14:46 /
tags: Merry Christmas YOU can get a personalised christmas card from Jessica Cowan! haha

i'm thankful forrrr...

sognare:

jessicacowan — gah. i hate to be repetitive with everyone but this girl really is amazing and sosososo sweet and genuine and beautiful. i’ve never seen her say a bad word about ANYBODY, because she’s positive and loves everyone and everything. we also share a love for green day <3

 Aw, Sam! I wish you could see how much I am smiling right now, seriously my face is going to break! Haha. Thank YOU for making my day, first and foremost. I really do adore and admire you so much, Miss Samantha Rose. I think you’re wonderful, so strong and you inspire me ALL the time. Plus, Green Day lovers - FORTHEWIN! Haha. Love you sweetheart, I hope you’re having a b-e-a-utiful day! <3 xx

posted 1 day ago on November 30th, 2009 at 14:34 via sognare /
tags: love love love

Things like this always escalate.

  • After our little time travel banter, Jon and I kept trying to scare each other more. After 15 minutes of creeping through the dark house looking for the cat, Jon grabbing a knife from the pantry and running into the bathroom to summon 'Bloody Mary' things finally blew up ~
  • Me: You can joke all you want but you know if a murderer breaks in here, they're going to kill you first! You're bigger and stronger than me, you're harder to suppress!
  • Jon: I'm faster than you.
  • Me: No, you're not.
  • Jon: Yes I am, let's prove it. Race, right now, outside.
  • Me: Get real!
  • Jon: I'd just lock you out.
  • Me: Yeah, you're like "I'm not faster than you, I'm just SMARTER!"
  • Jon: Yeah, I'd lock you out and call up my murderer friends to get you.
  • ~ Thankfully, he is tucked away in bed now. This past hour has been utterly hilarious. Have I mentioned yet that my brother is 18 years old? Haha.
posted 2 days ago on November 30th, 2009 at 01:44 /
tags: shit my brother says
My little brother is scaring the shit out of me.
We&#8217;ve been talking about conspiracy theories about time travel (which he kind of believes, he wants to travel time eventually). He started joking about how he was going to (years from now) travel back to right now. It was 12:40AM. I got paranoid and said if he walked into our house, older, I would be terrified. He was getting really excited about the prospect of  coming to say &#8216;hi&#8217; and wrote down the date and time and put it in his wallet. I followed him to his bedroom and he he suddently turned, gasped and pointed behind me. Naturally, I freaked out. Jon just laughed and laughed. He promised he wouldn&#8217;t scare me when he came back. We sat down in the lounge and my phone started ringing, he was calling. But he was just sitting in front of me, no phone. The little shit just laughed his head off and pulled his phone out of his pocket. Finally, when I was most scared, I said &#8220;If you come back here right now, 30 years older, I&#8217;m going to kill you&#8221;.
To which he replied &#8230; &#8220;I won&#8217;t come here. I&#8217;ll go to Wesona Place, with a knife, and kill you for starting the nuclear war!&#8221;
I really adore my brother sometimes, such a funny kid. Still, no more late night conspiracy theory discussions!

My little brother is scaring the shit out of me.

We’ve been talking about conspiracy theories about time travel (which he kind of believes, he wants to travel time eventually). He started joking about how he was going to (years from now) travel back to right now. It was 12:40AM. I got paranoid and said if he walked into our house, older, I would be terrified. He was getting really excited about the prospect of  coming to say ‘hi’ and wrote down the date and time and put it in his wallet. I followed him to his bedroom and he he suddently turned, gasped and pointed behind me. Naturally, I freaked out. Jon just laughed and laughed. He promised he wouldn’t scare me when he came back. We sat down in the lounge and my phone started ringing, he was calling. But he was just sitting in front of me, no phone. The little shit just laughed his head off and pulled his phone out of his pocket. Finally, when I was most scared, I said “If you come back here right now, 30 years older, I’m going to kill you”.

To which he replied … “I won’t come here. I’ll go to Wesona Place, with a knife, and kill you for starting the nuclear war!”

I really adore my brother sometimes, such a funny kid. Still, no more late night conspiracy theory discussions!

posted 2 days ago on November 30th, 2009 at 00:54 /
tags: shit my brother says time travel

"Life is a test, and I get bad marks".

Life “FAILS” acheived by Jessica Cowan (yours truly) today ~ Sunday, November 29th, 2009.

- While walking around the workplace, swinging arms enthusiastically, the back of my left hand made swift contact with steel bench. Big bruise in place as of now.

- While opening package with a knife (stupid, unsafe work practise. Shame on me), the knife flicked back and cut into my left middle finger, just on the knuckle.

- I had corn chips and sesame snaps for lunch.

- THIS:

I can’t believe I didn’t use YOU’RE, so embarassing. Twitter FAIL. In my defence I was annoyed/sad when I twittered that. Excuses! I also spelt ‘Coliseum’ wrong in an earlier tweet this morn. It was downhill from there today.

Now I’m going to try and play some guitar with my fucked up hand. Ugh. We’re still in Colac tonight, I don’t know why. We had chinese takeaway for dinner, boo yes. Tomorrow we head back to Geelong, where my home has been “invaded”. Wonderful.

xx Jesssssssssica.

PS. Did you FAIL, or succeed today?

posted 2 days ago on November 29th, 2009 at 22:04 /
tags: The MISADVENTURES of Jessica Cowan Jessica's adventures in the ordinary. FAIL!
Because I showed off that Simba cat too much this weekend, here&#8217;s my other babies ~ Rinny the dog and Daisy the cat &lt;3

Because I showed off that Simba cat too much this weekend, here’s my other babies ~ Rinny the dog and Daisy the cat <3

posted 2 days ago on November 29th, 2009 at 18:25 /

Breakroom blogging.

A couple of hours ago I witnessed a co-worker directly try to sabotage me. This person was setting things in motion to prevent me getting extra work over Christmas. You know the whole pen is mightier than the sword thing? She was editting my avaliability note. I was shocked, it’s so petty and rude. I was going to confront her, the little shit (who is more than DOUBLE my age, mind you) but told the assistant manager. I guess it’s called the high road. I took a short cut down shit-talk-the-wrong-doer street though, haha.

posted 2 days ago on November 29th, 2009 at 13:45 /